The Revamped Reboot/Transcript

Narrator: You probably have wondered what happened what your items do when your not looking, at least at one point in your life. What your about to witness will be extremely different then most of your visions....

This is objects, like you kinda seen them before, cause this is a reality show after all.... Enjoy!

Aquamarine: *running* Hey Window! *trips over Lego Ball* Hey Window!

Window: What?

Aquamarine: I just found this! It's a package of toy soilders!

Window: Cool, you know what that means! Waffle iron time! *cuts to them melting plastic*

Aquamarine: Why are we doing this?

Window: It's calming...


 * the smoke of the waffle iron travels to File, Dragon Fruit, Yoga Brick and Oxie Clean*

File: GUYS I SMELL BURNT PLASTIC!

Dragon Fruit: So? How's that bad?

File: Guys, this is bad for the environment!

Dragon Fruit: Bruh, you worry to much man...

Yoga Brick: *breaths* Just relax guys, prepares meditation shall help!


 * the three begin meditationing except for Oxie Clean*

Oxie Clean: I can't cause you need limbs for that!

Dragon Fruit: Bro, stop complaining and take inspiration form Super Ball, who's also limbless.

SuperBall: Yeah, does anyone need help?

The Four: No...

Superball: Darn... Someone send me to someone who does need help

Tetherbally: I can! *runs up to Superball and kicks him*

SuperBall: Weeeee!

Tetherbally: Well, He wanted it...

Superball: *bumps into Wiffle Ball* Need a hand?

Wiffle Ball: Well I have been wanting to ask out RubberBandBall... but i'm too nervous...


 * cuts to RubberBandBall talking to Slimey*

RubberBandBall: And then it turns out, We both forgot to pack carnberries!

Slimey: Tee Hee, That's such a good joke.

Spike Bed: Wanna here my joke?

Slimey: Sure, as long if it's a dirty one!

Spike Bed: The both of you! RubberBandBall you don't have arms and Slimy I can't tell if your human or an object like us!

RubberBandBall: How rude!

Slimey: I was born this way you jerk!

Cello: Wow, Spike Bed you need to clam down by some air!

Spike Bed: No! I'm not climbing mount Everest!

Cello: Well fine! Perhaps Gold Medal would like my precious air!

Gold Medal: Depends, do you any Gold Medal-themed air?

Cello: ...Wut

Gold Medal: Then I do not want your stupid air!

Passion Fruit: Gee, Why is Gold Medal such a crabby pants?

Striped Hat: Perhaps it's the fact her body is her head, or the fact her parents let her watch The Simpsons when she was ten. But what I think has the most logic is her care for others is two sizes microscopic.

Passion Fruit: Oh no. NOW, what is she doing?

Gold Medal: *about to hurt Minecraft Guy* You take that back about what you said about gold!

Minecraft Guy: Well, Gold breaks too easily...

Gold Medal: Well, Those bones must break easily...

Minecraft Guy: I LIKE GOLD ON MY APPLES...

Gold Medal: Well, That will do for now...

Robloxian: Hey I think gold is a great color, plus if you were born where i'm form, you would note that gold os extremely strong *reveals his gold tooth and flicks it*

Minecraft Guy: Well, I work hard for my stuff you just buy it.

Robloxian: But I earn money...

Minecraft Guy: That's only cause your retired!


 * the two start a fist fight*

Teapotty: Can we please stop the violence!

Minecraft Guy and Robloxian: *pointing to one another* He started it!

Skittles Bag: *rushes past in her tornado from past them, until she bumps into Comix*

Comix: Oh no, I've been crinkled! Well everyone laugh? *notices Lawn Bubble and Water Heater*

Lawn Bubble: Hey Water Heater, The other day I was called fat...

Water Heater: So what your fat? You should love herself for you!

Comix: You guys accept others for their bodies?

Water Heater: Ummmm... Yeah?

Comix: Yes, You guys are my new best friends! You don't care that I have a crinkle, now let's do some fun things I just got me a selfie-stick, now let's take a picture!

Water Heater and Lawn Bubble: *has left Comix*

Comix: Where you go? Did you abandon me?

Water Heater: *hiding behind a brick wall*

Water Heater: Comix is weird...

Lawn Bubble: I know right, I would rather be with Tonsil Stone...

Tonsil Stone: Did you mention me? Yay I'm popular!

Water Heater: Listen Tonsil Stone, just because we prefer you over Comix doesn't mean we like you.

Lawn Bubble: Plus your smelly.

Tonsil Stone: Fine! I'd be with Plaster, Hair Dryer and Zii U, They appreciate me!

Hair Dryer: Hold on... *turns herself on and thus gets rid of the scent* Their you go better

Zii U: Folk, I just moved here.

Plaster: Same! So this better be different then my old neighborhood.

RubberBandBall: Did you just say old neighborhood! *begins freaking out*

Hair Dryer: Oh no, RubberBandBall is having one of her panic attacks.

Cocoa Milk: I can help. *begins massaging RubberBandBall*

Beer Bottle: Hey RBB, Why don't you try listening to this cool new band I got into recently.

RubberBandBall: Band?

Beer Bottle: Their called The Neighborhood! I like their song Sweater Weather!

RubberBandBall: *freaks out begins breathing into her paperbag*

Water Heater: Beer Bottle is such a moron!

Lawn Bubble: I know I wish I could get away from him, Spike Bed, Gold Medal, Tonsil Stone or Cello!


 * pause*

Lawn Bubble: I said I would do anything to get away from them!


 * Pause*

Lawn Bubble: I SAID-

Narrator: Later that day, during the night.

Lawn Bubble: *sleeping in her bed*

Diephone 5C: *sneaks up behind her* Well your in luck!

Lawn Bubble: *screams* Intruder intruder intruder!

Diephone 5C: Relax! I herd your cry for help, so that's why I invented you and your friends to compete in my show!

Lawn Bubble: But what do I get?

Diephone 5C: You get 9001 dollars!

Lawn Bubble: Sweet!

Diephone 5C: But you have to compete against the others, cause I asked them all and they want it too...

Lawn Bubble: Aw Seriously?


 * intro plays*


 * cuts to day time where Diephone gathered up everyone*

Diephone 5C: Listen up everyone, Today I shall decide the teams

Spike Bed: But why can't we do this independently!

Passion Fruit: I'm an independent women after all!

Diephone 5C: Cause you guys need to learn to get along! You have like horrible social skills.

Robloxian: I have lots of friends and followers though!

Minecraft Guy: That's because you send friend requests to everyone on the server!

Diephone 5C: See what I mean! The team leaders are *picks randomly* RubberBandBall and Comix!

Lawn Bubble: *facepalms hard* Oh no

Diephone 5C: Let the team choosing begin! *the two are set on fire*

Beer Bottle: Oops...


 * after the two are revived*

RubberBandBall: Whiffle Ball, Come with me!

Whiffle Ball: She noticed me! Yay *walks down*

Comix: Zii U, come on down, your strong!

Zii U: Folk, I remind you i'm a straight man!

Comix: But, I like you in a plutonic way...

RubberBandBall: Robloxian, I pick you!

Robloxian: Yes, Now I can promote you two to followers to friends!

Comix: *reaches for Oxie Clean*

Oxie Clean: Ew, Now I can't clean that off with no limbs.

RubberBandBall: Cocoa Milk, Your always their for me when I need comforting.

Cocoa Milk: Yay! *walks over*

Zii U: Folk, I choose Minecraft Guy, I even submitted you for Smash.

Minecraft Guy: Wow, Really?

Oxie Clean: *jumps on Minecraft Guy* Smash!

RubberBandBall: File, I like your style.

File: Okay...

Comix: I choose Lego Ball, Cause he never said anything about me!

Zii U: He can't talk or see you know.

File: Beer Bottle, He's funny!

Whiffle Ball: No triggering RubberBandBall though.

Beer Bottle: I don't promises!

RubberBandBall: Wait? What?

Oxie Clean: I pick SuperBall, Cause I feel his pain.

SuperBall: Yeah, I nailed it.

RubberBandBall: I pick Aquamarine cause she's a birthstone!

Aquamarine: Yay!

SuperBall: You know how Spike Bed is a misanthrope and what not?

Minecraft Guy: NO! I DO NOT WANT SPIKE BED ON OUR TEAM!

Spike Bed: Hey guys!

Minecraft Guy: Forget me..

Aquamarine: Window, You must be with me!

Window: *flies over*

Comix: Striped Hat!

Striped Hat: Being on this team, kinda makes me wanna scream...

Robloxian: Gold Medal, I appreciate you!

Gold Medal: Finally, someone with good taste!

Zii U: Folk, Hair Dryer is the closet I have too a friend so far.

Hair Dryer: Coolio

Robloxian: I pick DragonFruit, cause he's nice

Minecraft Guy: Then I choose PassionFruit, She had flavor


 * the two fruits walk to their teams*

Gold Medal: Can I make a confession?

File: What is it.

Gold Medal: The rest of the other choices blow! Tetherbally has no arms, Cello doesn't sell my products, Water Heater and Lawn Bubble are fat, Teapotty is too sensitive towards violence, Tonsil Stone smells,  Skittles Bag is too hyper, Plaster doesn't look like she'll take us far, Yoga Brick is a stupid hippie and Slimey is gross and looks like a human!

The ones who Gold Medal insulted: HEY!

RubberBandBall: Well then, I pick Tetherbally cause he's an armless ball like me!

Tetherbally: *walks up*

Comix: Water Heater, we have some unfinished actives to do!

Water Heater: *sighs as he hopes foward*

RubberBandBall: Cello, I need air for my deep breaths.

Cello: Yay! Someone likes my air!

Comix: You too, Lawn Bubble.

Lawn Bubble: *walks over sadly*

Gold Medal: Do I HAVE to pick, fine Teapotty seems alright I guess.

Teapotty: *walks over*

Lawn Bubble: On second thought, Tonsil Stone your my new BBF.

Tonsil Stone: Yay!

RubberBandBall: I like Skittles, cause they fuel me up.

Skittles Bag: *jitters over*

Comix: Plaster, your new so let me feel welcome.

Plaster: I DON'T WANNA feel welcome.

RubberBandBall: Hmmmm Yoga Brick or Slimey, Slimey or Yoga Brick?

Gold Medal: Yoga Brick, cause I can punch on her when i'm mad...

Slimey: Then i'm on this team them...

Diephone5C: Okay so RubberBandBall's team your Team Ding and Comix's team your Team Dong.

Minecraft Guy: *chuckes*

Plaster: *slaps Minecraft Guy*

Diephone5C: The next contest will begin, next time. Cause i'm tired form standing all day. Episode 2 will come out soon though.